I am at my boys basketball game. They coach their church team (little kidds) and play for it too. This is the most adorable thing to watch...the smallest kidd is scoring all the points..BUT Im being destracted by this man with 'plumber syndrome'..you know when someones pants are hanging down while sitting or squatting and their's a clear view of his crack...im slightly disturbed. AND I'M PRETTY SURE HE'S NOT A PLUMBER!! It doesnt seem like he's trying to cover his crack at all! Wtf!